C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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