Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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