..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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