The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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