Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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