as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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