i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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