Don't you send me to vm
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
