Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
