did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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