# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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