Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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