Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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