she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize