HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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