I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Princesses don't give blow jobs
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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