nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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