Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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