okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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