No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she told me i tasted like america
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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