oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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