By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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