Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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