plz talk dirty to me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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