Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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