if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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