ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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