How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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