just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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