She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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