Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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