Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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