we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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