I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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