but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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