your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize