Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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