OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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