I wanna passion pit in your ass
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
if only i could text you this smell
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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