nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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