Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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