god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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