Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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