I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
