What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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