let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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