Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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