I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is Oprah even human
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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