She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We have so much sex to catch up on
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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