hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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