none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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