thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Randomize
