Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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