It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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