i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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